tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37411072011-04-21T16:26:15.495-04:00King of CanadaThe weekly update of His Majesty the Rightful King of Canada.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3741107.post-1121455833024617112005-07-15T15:30:00.000-04:002005-07-15T15:30:33.026-04:00I've been gone for a long time. I hope you will forgive me.This is just a quick update of your Kings life for the last...Two or so years?!....Damn, far to much brooding.I and my Lady have had to move twice for security reason, I am in exile after all. But now we have found a Newport to live and prosper. Speaking of prospering I am happy to announce the birth of my son the crown Prince of Canada, Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3741107.post-839184302002-11-02T09:06:00.000-05:002002-11-02T09:08:41.000-05:00Before I brood, I announce the nomination of t! to the position of Minister of Culture.
Take that.
And now -- I brood.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3741107.post-839184052002-11-02T09:05:00.000-05:002002-11-02T09:05:12.376-05:00Day 12,4496, and still not King.
An alarming number of my councillors have taken to hiding in dark offices, writing novels.
I feel so alone.
I must brood.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3741107.post-830104802002-10-15T08:26:00.000-04:002002-10-15T09:13:11.000-04:00From the desk of His Majesty, The King of Canada
Time moves at a different rate in politics than it does in mundane life. A brief rant about the past three weeks:
Last month’s Concordia riot at the Nerenyahu lecture sickened me: both sides screaming at each other in protest simply ensured that no one could hear a thing. Smashing windows and causing civic disturbance does little to help your Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3741107.post-813141432002-09-08T10:34:00.000-04:002002-09-08T10:39:44.000-04:00From the desk of His Majesty, The King of Canada
Greetings, citizens!
I have set in place a system by which deserving individuals may be recognised; the system has been dubbed Dukedoms & Dungeons.
This week:
A reprieve for Prime Minister JEAN CHRÉTIEN, who was about to get tossed into the Dungeon, for finally bringing the ratification of Kyoto before Parliament. It's about time, Johnny. Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3741107.post-809581012002-08-31T10:59:00.000-04:002002-08-31T12:28:14.000-04:00Press conference called by The King of Canada
Setting: Beaver Lake, Mont-Royal, Montreal
(Partial transcript)
Journalist 1: Your Majesty – can you tell us why you have decided at this particular time to reveal your destiny and establish a web site devoted to your movement to restore the monarchy in Canada?
King of Canada: Recent events have shown that the desperate need for leadership in the Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3741107.post-809564732002-08-31T09:43:00.000-04:002002-08-31T09:44:05.000-04:00Day 12,4433 and still not King. I must brood.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3741107.post-809374902002-08-30T19:28:00.000-04:002002-08-30T19:28:52.943-04:00Ronald Graham Hiscock: Rightful King of Canada since 1968.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12495290621616082656noreply@blogger.com